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      I have a little Satnav
      It sits well in my car
      A Satnav is a driver’s friend
      It tells you where you are
      I have a little Satnav
      I’ve had it all my life
      It’s better than the normal ones
      My Satnav is my wife
      It gives me full instructions
      Especially how to drive
      "It’s thirty miles an hour", it says
      "You’re doing thirty five"
      It tells me when to stop and start
      And when to use the brake
      And tells me that it’s never ever
      Safe to overtake
      It tells me when a light is red
      And when it goes to green
      It seems to know instinctively
      Just when to intervene
      It lists the vehicles just in front
      And all those to the rear
      And taking this into account
      It specifies my gear.
      I’m sure no other driver
      Has so helpful a device
      For when we leave and lock the car
      It still gives its advice
      It fills me up with counseling
      Each journey’s pretty fraught
      So why don’t I exchange it
      And get a quieter sort?
      Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
      Makes sure I’m properly fed,
      It washes all my shirts and things
      And – keeps me warm in bed!
      Despite all these advantages
      And my tendency to scoff,
      I do wish that once in a while
      I could turn the bloody thing off!

      — Dave Morris in Scotland

    • #67168

      Watch your comments on this…. as it may cause your SatNav to blow a fuse. 8)

    • #67169

      πŸ˜† πŸ˜€ πŸ™„

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      Ron and Cathy Stein

        A friend told me he doesn’t need Google because his SatNav knows everything….. πŸ˜†

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