I have an old friend who knows about all of the skeletons in my closet. I did something incredibly stupid with my Tiger yesterday and called him to confess. I started the conversation "Bless me Father Doug, for I have sinned". After I explained my dumb a** screw up, he told me to say three Hail Carrolls for pennance. A sense of humor helps in times of stress.
By the way, in addition to the Hail Carrolls, I also will pay for my sin with a couple of hundred bucks.