quote Tom Jeffers:

Bing maps says 1059 miles if we drive through Chicago. I suppose the wife will want to go but I have to find a different route than through Chicago.

I can’t imagine that going thru Chi-town in the Tiger would be much fun. Is there such a time as "off peak" there?
Based on your past escapades – you’ll probably just decide to get there via Florida or something like that… 🙄